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Marriage is love.

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Hanna na chi yo! Did I spell that right? If not please tell me! I am an insane otaku, but don't worry boys and girls, I have a life. I'm a full-time college student. A Music/Psych major! I am Vice President of the Lawton Anime Club, that meets at the Library every Thursday and I'm about to re-join the SCA --AKA the Society for Creative Anachronism. I'm also part of Cameron College's gay-friendly organization, PRIDE, but I am very, very straight. I attend church regularly and am in the choir! I have a loving family; eight-year-old Emily and six-year-old Nathan, 2 gorgeous baby cousins whom I can't get enough of. I have 4 pets; a cat, Deadly Nightshade, a kitten, Hellebore, a 12-year-old cocker spaniel, Boupy, and a NEW puppy, Rose. She's a Lab! Plus I'm thinking about getting a white ferret -DRACO!! *Glomps Draco Malfoy plushie* I'm a fag hag and a by-otch. And...yeah I think that pretty much sums me up.



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The + and - of Being a Fag Hag:

Bonus: Finally, a man who will actually give you fashion advice, rather than the old "it's-cute-I-like-it-it's-you-let's-go-already" routine. "My boyfriend doesn't even notice I've changed once, let alone five times," says Kittie, 29. "But Jacques loves to go shopping and gives me honest answers when I ask him if I look fat in something." He'll also speak truthfully when you ask if your breasts are too small (just take the compliment and ignore his natural bias on the subject).

Minus: You don't want someone scrutinizing your appearance too closely, i.e. "That zit has really cleared up since yesterday, I can barely see it now!"

Bonus: If you've ever been tongue tied in an annoying situation, and the perfect response only comes to you hours later, fag hagdom is the ticket. Gay men are generally masters of witty repartee, maybe because so many of them can't actually fight very well. You'll have to hone up your catty reflexes if you want to keep up your end of the conversation--and let's face it, conversation is about all you've got to offer. In his book The Women, Hilton Als makes this observation: "The fag hag's marriage to her constant gay male companion is a marriage sanctified not by physical love but by Humor and Verbal Punishment."

Minus: The same bitchy, caustic wit used to crush everyone else is a lot less fun when it's directed at you during a heated argument.

Bonus: Someone who really really likes to play with your hair. He could also be a wealth of useful beauty tips, like using Preparation H to reduce under-eye puffiness (it is for inflamed tissue, after all). Also: possible discounts on Mac cosmetics.

Minus: It can be disconcerting to hang out with a man who's got a better skin-care regime than you.

Bonus: He won't get drunk and attempt to molest you.

Minus: You will get drunk and attempt to molest him. Inevitably, if you are both single, there will be a night of cuddling while watching, say, Julia Roberts and Rupert Everett in My Best Friend's Wedding. It won't just be the Chardonnay talking, because you will have developed an insane prepubescent crush on him by now. Try to stay cool as the look of utter repulsion crosses his face. Don't say, "Come on, you know you want it!" or "Don't you want to know what it feels like with a girl?"

Compensatory bonus: His house will be tidy. Just think: after he's rejected your amorous advances at 5 a.m., at least you get to sleep on a pull-out bed in the comfort of Bounce-scented sheets.

Bonus: Your fag's well-honed gaydar means you'll be on the front lines for juicy bits of gossip, whether it be what the neighbours are up to or the latest Hollywood scandal.

Minus: If you hang out with queers for long enough, you'll start to believe that everyone is a closet case. Tom Cruise, anyone?

Bonus: His favourite topic is men, so you'll get insider info on what makes them tick. Not only a great sounding board for bitching about your boyfriend, he'll also provide a road map to the male libido. Have anal sex at least twice, so you can talk about the real nitty gritty (don't forget you get big points for shocking your fag).

Minus: He may be a good listener, but he'll never understand PMS--and you can't throw plates at him and then have sex afterwards.

Bonus: He's a beacon for buff men. Since living in the Village, I have never seen so many well-maintained torsos.

Minus: If you thought you were jealous of your girlfriends' dates, just wait 'til you're faced with a parade of sexy guys you can't fuck. Things get even stickier when one of you hooks into something serious. "I don't even tell Danny I'm seeing someone anymore, he just gets so catty," says Isabelle, 31. "Basically, he sulks until the relationship ends. Lately, with my luck, that doesn't usually take that long."

Compensatory bonus: It's not hard to destroy his relationships. Use flattery like, "You are the most gorgeous couple ever. Ever! I can't even look at you anymore!" Once they're hanging on your every word, suddenly withdraw the compliments to cast doubt on their love. (For more tactics, read Robert Rodi's hilarious and disturbing novel, Fag Hag.)

Bonus: A white man you don't have to be embarrassed to be seen dancing with. "Not just dancing with, but seen with at all," adds a local sex reporter. "He won't be wearing horrifying shoes. Better yet, you won't ever have to smell his feet."

Minus: You just can't generalize about bad taste. Think burnt orange insta-tan legs leading up to the tiniest cut-off jeans featuring "cranked cock and a side order of sac," as a friend put it, while taking in the sights from my balcony the other day.

Bonus: Gay men have always been the shock troops of the Next Big Thing. Fags practically invented disco, added the glam to rock and put the designer in drugs. Plus, you get a man to pick up other men with: "We go to bars and compete about who can get some guy's phone number first," Kittie enthuses.

Minus: The Next Big Thing may best be avoided, given the rather queer penchant for Sea Lion Dion and Cher. You may look over as he pumps his fist to "Do You Believe" as you cruise around in his jeep and wonder what you ever saw in him.

Bonus: Cute dogs you can take for a walk. There are more pet stores in the Village than you can swing a dead cat at. Fortunately, however, most gay men don't go for that mutt-on-a-rope look that plagues the Plateau. No, your man will have a clean, purebred pooch.

Minus: A good fag hag is expected to buy expensive gifts for holidays and birthdays. This includes something for his drooling furball, with a name like Zsa Zsa or Desirée, that gets more attention than you.

Disclaimer: Not mine! Stole it from Sarita Brown's How to be a Fag Hag.
It can be found here --> http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/1999/DC99/dcfaghag.html





The hierophant is a card of people who have faith. They have the ability to believe in things. A Heirophant's life is knit together by a highly organized system of beliefs. They may hunger after idealistic, patriotic, moral, or religious ideas. They may have a strong sense of standards, ethics, and/or traditions. They may even require rigid structure (or hierarchal scheme) in their life. To achieve their full potential, hierophants need to dedicate themselves to pursuits that serve a higher purpose. They may also feel the need for public acceptance.
http://kamui.9power.org/x/tarot/tarot.htm <-- The image can be found here. And I found the definition in the book Tarot in Ten Minutes, by R.T. Kaser.



People born in the Year of the Ox are patient, speak little, and inspire confidence in others. They tend, however, to be eccentric, and bigoted, and they anger easily. They have fierce tempers and although they speak little, when they do they are quite eloquent. Ox people are mentally and physically alert. Generally easy-going, they can be remarkably stubborn, and they hate to fail or be opposed. The Ox is a symbol of powerful individuals with unyielding and stubborn personalities. Those born under the sign are natural born leaders who typically succeed when given the chance.

I'm not bigoted, nor am I quiet...I'm sure you can guess that by just taking a look around..I suppose all the rest is true...I guess "."; *scratches head*
In case you're wondering, I got it from here http://www.fruits-basket.com/zodiac/fb_cow.htm



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